Creepypasties 4: Conspiratease | Burlesque and Variety (Oct. 17)
Date & Time
Sat Oct 17 2026 at 07:30 pm to 10:00 pm
UTC-04:00
Location
DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern | Washington, DC
TicketsUSD 23.18
Details
Gather round on Friday, October 16 or Saturday, October 17 as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal "totally true" tales and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH.
About this Event
About this Event
Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.
The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.
Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.
Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!
FEATURING...
Anna Steasya
Astral Projection
Blue Jean
Coco Gateaux
Mary Muse
Pisco Sweet
Rivie Wiles
Thrill Nigh
Venus Von Squirtz
DISCLAIMERS:
- Subliminal messaging may or may not be included in the show.
- Free tinfoil hats and sex jelly bracelets will be provided.
- We cannot guarantee that 5G waves do not penetrate the performance space.
- Doors open at 6:30 p.m.
Can't make Saturday night? Join us on Friday, October 16 instead!
Event Location
DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern, 1523 22nd Street Northwest, Washington, United States
Event Host
DMVariety
